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TOP9 mean girls quotes: gretchen weiners
so, i decided to start with the plastics. now, that i’m done with karen’s, here are the TOP9 means girls quotes from the girl whose hair is full of secrets: gretchen weiners:
1. irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. i mean that’s just like the rules of feminism.
2. that is so fetch!
3. oh my god, karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.
4. well, i mean you wouldn’t buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.
5. i’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but i can’t help it that i’m so popular.
6. and you know she cheats on aaron? yes, every thursday he thinks she’s doing SAT prep but really she’s hooking up with shane oman in the projection room above the auditorium! i never told anybody that because i am *such* a good friend!
7. oh no, i can’t say anything else until i have a parent or lawyer present.
8. maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person that knows about her nose job.
9. make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. they’re hard as rocks.
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